It's Friday!

Jokes were pretty lame today. I just wasn't inspired and didn't have much time to search so you get what you get - have better??? Send them to me for future use please.

Here's this week's message:
Happy Spring! Enjoy the weekend, hope you have a safe and restful weekend. Some random jokes this week... Enjoy every minute!

Q: What's the definition of diplomacy?
A: The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

A French poodle and a collie were walking down the street. The poodle turned to the collie and complained, “My life is such a mess. My owner is mean, my girlfriend is having an affair with a German shepherd and I’m as nervous as a cat.”“Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?” asked the collie. “I can’t,” replied the poodle. “I’m not allowed on the couch.”

Random Thought: Do you ever notice that when you’re driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?