It's Friday!

Anyone who knows me, knows I like to stay in touch! Understatement of the year....

But I decided last year that some of my hard-working pals could use a laugh now and then and I began to search out a joke or two to send out to them every Friday. As people learn of it, the list is growing and I sometimes work quite hard to find a suitable joke. I try to keep it clean, although sometimes it might be a bit suggestive... Folks seem to enjoy it and have begun sending me jokes back. Here's a couple I sent out today to my Friday friends, wishing them a safe and restful weekend and reminding them to "enjoy every minute!" Thanks to my pal Darlynn for sending the jokes for this week.

A priest, a rabbi and a minister decided to see who’s best at this job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins. "When I found the bear, I read to him form the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion."
"I fond a bear by the stream," says the minister, "and preached God’s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him."
They both turn to the rabbi, who is wrapped in a body cast. "Looking back," he says, "maybe I shouldn’t have started with circumcision.

A French doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'The Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'An American Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work.'