Every Friday I send a joke or two out to some pals. I think we can all use a laugh - hope you like this week's. Have a safe and happy weekend. Enjoy every minute!
Ernest was playing golf with our town's fire chief when he hit a ball into the rough. As Ernest headed for the brush to find his ball, the chief warned, "Be careful, the rattlesnakes are out." The chief explained that calls had been coming in all week requesting assistance with removing the snakes. "You've got to be kidding," Ernest replied in astonishment. "People actually call you to help them with rattlesnakes? What do you say to them?" "Well," said the chief, "the first thing I ask is, 'Is it on fire?' "
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The pastor of my church hates to plead for money. But when the coffers were running low, he had no choice. "There's good news and there's bad news," he told the congregation. "The good news is that we have more than enough money for all the current and future needs of the parish. The bad news is, it's still in your pockets."
About Me if you care....
- Jan
- Adirondacks, NY, United States
- Brain anuerysm survivor (it ruptured). Lucky to be alive and I know it. My motto - enjoy every minute. I try to do meaningful things - random acts of kindness and volunteer work with North Country Life Flight. They helped save my life and minimized my disabilities. I now work to "pay forward," to help keep them ready for the next patient in need. My photo is from a "few" years back...when I lived in Raquette Lake. I was a tough Adirondack woman even back then, out in the snow with no coat. My sisters must have been babysitting.
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