Another Friday already here! I hope you have a safe and fun weekend. Enjoy every minute...I'll be at the Olympic Center tomorrow for WSLP's Life Flight benefit "SitDown, SmackDown" - volunteers will sit in all 7,700 seats of the Olympic Center to raise funds for Life Flight. Buy a seat, save a life! http://www.wslpfm.com/ Or send a check to North Country Life Flight, PO Box 994, Saranac Lake, NY 12983.


Fence Repair At The White House

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at The White House in D.C.One from New Jersey, another from Tennessee and the third, from Florida.They go with a White House Official to examine the fence.The Florida contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil."Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900:$400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says,"I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."The New Jersey contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2700.00."The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys!How did you come up with such a high figure? "The New Jersey contractor whispers back,"$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence.""Done!" replies the government official.

I love a good duck joke -A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve ducks here". The duck says, "That's OK, I don't really like duck, anyway. How about a beer?"