It's Friday! I hope you have a safe and happy weekend. Do something nice for yourself. Hope we can start the weekend with a laugh...

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.' The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?' 'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles. OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?' The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.....' To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know s**t?
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When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital, the allergists voted to scratch it and thedermatologists advised no rash moves.The gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the obstetricians stated they were all laboring under amisconception.The ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted; the pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body", while the pediatricians said,"Grow up!"The psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the radiologists could see right through it!The physicians thought it was a bitter pill to swallow; and the plastic surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on thematter."The podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but theurologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.The anesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas and the cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. In the end, the proctologists left the decision up to some a**hole in administration.